If I were in charge of the world

I’d cancel Mondays,

Tuesdays, Wednesdays

And also mornings.

If I were in charge of the world

There’d be pandas

Pandas and

More pandas.

If I were in charge of the world

You wouldn’t have homework.

You wouldn’t have bugs.

You wouldn’t have snakes.

Or “ Don’t hit your brother.”

You wouldn’t even have bedtimes.

If I were in charge of the world

A chocolate croissant with Nutella

Would be a vegetable.

All pandas will be mine.

And a person who sometimes forgot to put labels,

And sometimes forgot to do PEMDAS

Would be allowed to be

In charge of the world.

 

If you’re not from London

You don’t know the Big Ben

You can’t know the Big Ben

 

Stands over 96 meters

2.74 meters or 9 feet are the diameters

Rings every 15 minutes without a delay

399 steps all the way

 

If you’re not from London

You don’t know the Big Ben

 

If you’re not from London

You don’t know the London Eye

You can’t know the London Eye

 

443 ft high

15 minutes till you touch the sky

Can carry 800 passengers at a time

Special light shows illuminating the skies during Christmas time.

 

If you’re not from London

You don’t know the London Eye

 

If you’re not from London

You don’t know the Buckingham Palace

You can’t know the Buckingham Palace

 

Queen Victoria was the first English royal to stay

The State Rooms are open during summer so come during your vacay

Over 700 rooms

350 different wildflowers during spring bloom

 

If you’re not from London

You don’t know the Buckingham Palace

 

I am a book.

I am a phone.

I develop your brain.

I rot your brain.

I am better!

I improve your spelling

and vocabulary.

People rely on me to

 autocorrect spellings.

I  improve communication

skills.

I have apps that can be used

to call and text people.

I am better!